My Mostly Harmless Musings

Released into the wilds on February 1

one of the greatest mysteries ever written (by me).

The is the new must-read

It is the story of Caleb Jacobs, a man with a dark past. After serving on a failed dark ops assignment in Afghanistan, he leaves Marine Corps Intelligence to try to build a new life as a homicide police detective.

During an investigation, he becomes convinced the murder he is assigned to solve is related to the truth of what had happened during his time in Afghanistan. Old secrets have come back to haunt him.

Here is more information about it on goodreads.

Places I will be having signings this month (more to come):
February 1st at Barnes & Noble Moorsetown NJ.
February 15th at Barnes & Noble Marlton NJ.
Feburary 29th at Barnes & Noble Exton PA
More in March so stay tuned!

Here are the dates and locales for my February Virtual Book Tour
February 3: MythicalBooks - review only

February 4: Andi's BookReviews
February 5: Viviana MacKade
February 6: BooksChatter
February 7: AuthorC.A.Milson
February 10: Archaeolibrarian- I Dig Good Books! 
February 11: Rogue's Angels
February 12: Fabulousand Brunette
February 13: Lisa Haselton's Reviews and Interviews
February 14: Readeropolis
February 17: Danita Minnis
February 18: JazzyBook Reviews
February 19: Our Town BookReviews
February 20: It'sRaining Books
February 21: Locks, Hooks andBooks
February 24: Welcome to MyWorld of Dreams
February 25: All the Upsand Downs
February 26: IndependentAuthors
February 27: The Avid Reader
February 28: Long and ShortReviews

And now for some musings.

Do you like to travel? Yes? Well, here is Your Guide To Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village. I hope it helps. Really.

Here is some music to get you into the mood. For what, I don't know. Remember My stick is the best stick. Enjoy.

This seems like a harsh punishment.

Sign language interpreter steals show at Snoop concert. Enjoy!

That's it for now. Stay tuned for more.

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A Fan enjoying my book.





I still think Velcro is a rip-off.

My Mostly Harmless Musings

I'm sorry (for what comes next)

How does NASA organize a party?

They, Planet.

Remember I did apologize.

Hmmm? Do decimals have a point?

My friend and I want to know if you have a problem with that joke? Yeah, we thought not.

Anyway,

Here I am reviewing an advanced copy of my latest mystery.

Who lives? Who dies? The answers are coming (soon) to a store near you.

Here is the teaser:

A former US Marine teams up with a quirky investigator to solve a murder that is a piece of a much larger conspiracy. 

Check out this highly enjoyable (I'm being totally objective) Uncommon Interview of me in Wolf Notes.

The inhumanity. Children eating vegetables

And now for the question of this musing:

Did you know the only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself?

Are you a flat Death Star-er?

Remember take nothing but results. Leave nothing but assumptions.

That's it for now. Stay tuned for more.

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Oh... there's this,

Pssst before leaving: Google Scotland's National Animal. You will discover what I've been searching for.

My Mostly Harmless Musings

I want to remind everyone: objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

(A Public Service Announcement brought to you by me... You are Welcome.)

I am happy to announce this November my new novel comes out. It is a mystery adventure. Does it contain a global conspiracy? Yes. Will the Earth survive? Probably. Is it even in danger in this book?  Nope. Only humans are eligible to be victims. Is there action? Oh yeah. Romance? You will have to read to find out. Don't worry Science Fiction, I'm not abandoning you. We will have a hookup soon.

In media stuff, I appeared on the Fact And Science Fiction podcast where I talk about my book Blockbuster Science: The Real Science in Science Fiction. A great podcast that I highly recommend subscribing to... and I'm not just saying this because I was on it. That might actually be a detractor.

A DSB tip:

If you are looking for another gig, here is a job where your work will get a lot of exposure, intimacy coordinator for movies and television. I wonder what the job training is.

Have I mentioned this is a cold winter?  Just saying.

Now for some Science:

The Physics Ig Nobel Prize for 2018 went to Marc-Antoine Fardin for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?"   (The answer: depends)

The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that make people laugh, and then think.

Interested in sports?
If this 30 for 30 doesn't have you in tears by the end... well.. then you have no heart. This is the Rocky IV story... the end communism (and how Creed's dancing got him killed).

Look what I found laying around Barnes & Noble (not me... the book). It is is calling out to you, "Come take me home."

Here is some cuteness to brighten your day (or night). 

Here is Ringo Biggles Woofington--First of his Name, Protector of the Realm, Eater of Milkbones.

 




No! Don't Take Ringo!








That's it for now. Stay tuned for more.

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