My Mostly Harmless Musings

I'm sorry (for what comes next)

How does NASA organize a party?

They, Planet.

Remember I did apologize.

Hmmm? Do decimals have a point?

My friend and I want to know if you have a problem with that joke? Yeah, we thought not.

Anyway,

Here I am reviewing an advanced copy of my latest mystery.

Who lives? Who dies? The answers are coming (soon) to a store near you.

Here is the teaser:

A former US Marine teams up with a quirky investigator to solve a murder that is a piece of a much larger conspiracy. 

Check out this highly enjoyable (I'm being totally objective) Uncommon Interview of me in Wolf Notes.

The inhumanity. Children eating vegetables

And now for the question of this musing:

Did you know the only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself?

Are you a flat Death Star-er?

Remember take nothing but results. Leave nothing but assumptions.

That's it for now. Stay tuned for more.

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Oh... there's this,

Pssst before leaving: Google Scotland's National Animal. You will discover what I've been searching for.